Cold Coffee or Beer?

It's the shank of a dark, cold and foggy afternoon. I'm coasting on a gymrat high that I want to bring inside and channel.

I know that a quarter cuppa my ultra-strong joe, half and halved, barely sweetened, will keep my keen intellectual buzz going.

I also know that twelve ounces of a pretty decent India pale ale will taste pleasingly bitter and loosen me up a bit.

I'll go with the high/low approach and take both.